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if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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