So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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