but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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