Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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