plz talk dirty to me
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think i peed on brittanys purse
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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