Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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