Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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