Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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