if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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