Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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