god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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