Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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