Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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