He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
These tits shall not be calmed
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
