I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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