i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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