question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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