Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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