YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I did not marry a roomba.
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