is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You need a sexual gate keeper
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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