Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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