I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I checked into jail on foursquare
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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