she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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