She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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