Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
we made out on top of his cat.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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