I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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