We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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