Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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