white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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