You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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