awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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