i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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