doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm getting married
To pizza
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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