Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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