So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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