Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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