I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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