She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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