Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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