If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I can text with my tongue
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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