But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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