get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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