Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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