all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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