Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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