You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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