so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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