just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
