He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
