i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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