Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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