Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
